The World of Secfenia

Utur's wife Kretari had polymorphed him into an elf so that he could bear the sunlight and also ride a pig without squashing it. He still wore a big floppy hat and shades as he couldn't quite get used to the sun. Duke of Pork took a starting position in the middle as there quite a few possible distr...

Name of PIG: Duke of Pork Name of Racer: Utur Town of Residency of Racer: cork Did you pay your fzs 20.00? yes ((Rp paying your fee as you register.)) utur had a letter about the pig race asking him to compete. He was still embarrassed about the fiasco at the apple bobbing, but he hoped to redeem hi...

Utur stumbled back as the prizes were being handed out, he was wearing a hat made entirely of snow courtesy of his brother. "Ooooh! Pretty!" Utur marvelled as he received the box of Pandora points. "Now shall I open Pandora box? or shall I not? What is worst that could happen?"

The two big apple bobbing winners are Freya and Tarlynn. The two big RP winners are Tarlynn and Utur. All four winners shall receive your prizes no later than Wednesday at small reset. Thank you for playing! We appreciate all other apple bobbers playing with us. [/b] A snow covered troll suddenly l...

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Timestamp: 2021-10-05 21:09:42 UTC

Utur's thought that the barrel was a little small was confirmed when his head got stuck in it. The organizer had to come and help him, by that time he'd emptied the barrel, but it would only be his first bob that counted.

Utur did not hear her, but seeing the new mayor running at him made him sure that she would exercise her privilege of eating the loser. The stand was poorly constructed in the first place and as he suddenly turned it collapsed into a twisted heap of boards with campaign literature flapping about in ...

Utur checked at midnight when the returns were in and hung his head in defeat. Also he had just found out that his opponent was the wise creature with so many good questions from earlier in the evening. He hoped she would not eat him. That was her right of course, at least in a troll election, but i...

Utur was delighted to have someone come by. He gave Balerion a piece of his campaign literature. "The ice cream delivery is late, I'm afraid, you can't get good goblins these days, you know?" He dug a meat pie out of his own lunchbox and put it on a plate and handed it over with a smile. &...

Utur was not really sure how the election campaign was going. He remained optimistic. No one had visited his booth while he was there, of course he had only manned it one night and had arrived tonight at 9:30 PM having overslept a tad. The town seemed rather quiet at night. He did get in a harangue ...

Utur always claimed to be 9' tall, though in truth he was barely 8'11". He smoothed down his purple hair and used his war hammer to build a stand. He planned to give away ice cream if he was elected mayor, although he currently had no ice cream and also had no way to keep it cold. But he assume...