(ORP) OMG - A Trollish Delicatessen

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The gamble worked. As the troll stood, his tail met Selene's leg and, once again, introduced her her derriere to the soggy ground.
"ahhh h'Aaa!" Logo chuckled in delight as the two exchanged positions of vulnerability.

Shaking the pain from his back, he heard Callie's reprimands. 'Dattt not niceeee! WOGO!' Logo smiled reassuringly and waved a trollish gesture to let her know the fight was all in fun. <fists clap, then wave side-to-side with two fingers extended>

The troll's triumph was short-lived, however..
Selene recovered quickly.
In short order she taught him a valuable lesson about leaving appendages within reach of an adversary.
A grunted, "d'Owww ch", escaped his lips as Selene sacrificed her sword deep into his tail and the earth below it.
"ag'Ain? m'Y t'Ail?" he sighed. It reminded him of the time aunt Phlem once made it a snack.

Selene stood before him, with LtFaw's sword pointed at his gut.
Selene's eyes were the most beautiful jewels he had ever seen and they were fixed completely on him. .
The troll swelled with pride. Logo took a moment to simply admire her.
She was fierce ... and capable ... and ... his situation in the bridal brawl did not look promising.

The troll glanced at their objective, the threshold of the OMG. Whichever of them compelled the other through the door to the wedding reception would rule their household. He had a significant advantage in size, but from where he stood, winning seemed a long shot -- to lift her without losing limbs -- to overcome the bridesmaids and guests ... He needed a plan.

Logo returned Selene's intense gaze and grinned.
The troll began to stomp a foot in a three-count rhythm. He swung his forearms in time. Then he sang, "ch'A ch'A ch'A ... ch'A ch'A ch'A ..." He waggled his behind on the beats of the 'music,' "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " The troll's tail pulsed in waves like a rope shaken at one end, "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " He leaned to one side, "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " then he leaned to the other, "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " Logo danced in an arc as far as his pinned tail-part would allow "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " First to the left, then to the right, "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " Hoping the entertainment would be enough of a distraction, "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " Logo stealthily retrieved the small axe LtFaw had tossed nearby. "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " Dancing to one side of Selene, "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " dancing to the other side of Selene "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... " swinging, waggling, tugging, singing, "... ch'A ch'A ch'A ... "

At the end of one of the arcs, the toll threw the axe. It met it's mark, but painfully.
With his tail severed, momentum of the dance carried him behind his bride.
The troll reached to grab Selene's sword arm, trying to pull her into a bear hug.

"ch'A ch'A, m'Y l'Ove. l'Et's d'Ance" he whispered.
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Arkie is beginning to see the madness in Logo's method, and the method in all this madness. Seeing Faw throw an axe toward the couple, which could only be meant for Logo, she wonders what she can do to help Logo (if that's what he wants).

Seeing at least one thing she can do, she runs up behind Logo and grabs the severed piece of trollness, the definitive piece of his body. She sees the ochre oozing out of the main part of the part, and sees a way to snag the two pieces and join them unobtrusively, if only partially. Muttering an incantation, she swiftly aligns the two sections together, which is difficult as the main portion is still swinging, and the lost bit is twitching. As she gets the two pieces close, they align, the severed bit twisting in her hand to reattach itself correctly onto Logo.

She breathes a sigh of relief and mutters another spell.. a healing spell that will bind the two into one, hopefully with only a glorious scar to remind the two of them of this night.
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The troll felt unusual rumblings along the nerves of his severed tailular region ... then warm tingles up his spine. He twitched his tail and to his surprise, felt... movement.
He was thankful for troll's accelerated healing processes and repented to have cursed trollish genetics earlier.
He sighed at the relief... then quickly realized the recovery was far too rapid to have come naturally. By now the flow of thick orange-red blood could have stopped at best.

Logo saw threads of the weave bending and twisting toward him. "mm...m'Agicks... " he mumbled.
Having forsworn his own use of arcane arts during the wedding brawl, he wondered if somehow he had inadvertently performed some healing spell. It would have been impressive if he had.

The troll turned to look. It was AuroraKiye! She had managed to reattach, mostly, his missing tail parts.
"th'Anky'Ou." he called with a smile.
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Arkie grins at Logo, and silently offers him her sword and/or her axe. She braces to pitch whichever he indicates to him, and also to step back out of his way, as it seems that he's in a winning position.

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Selene seeing Logo with heal tail, now Faw axe, his own, Arkies... weapons are more present then people as she grins seeing the ground with axes and sword.

seeing her dear sword into the ground still she decide again to charge toward the groom to ...

seeing him launch at the same time she decide to avoid him by sliding on her stomack between his legs and stop her slide by reaching the once tail ancor sword.

Back on her 2 feet and with a sword in each hand, she wondered when was he to use his majik... (Selene is not aware of Logo's personnal issue with using it at this time)

Happy to avoid his hug she grin at him


''You are dreaming if you think you will.. or I will let you wear the pants dear husband of mine!''
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Faw cheers as the battle continues. Selene comes up behind the troll after a slide. "She's behind you now Big Guy!"
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"hmpfff" grunted the troll.
His cha-cha failed to work as he had hoped, but the tail repair was an unexpected bonus.
Selene took advantage of the distraction to escape his grasp.

LtFaw called a warning. Logo turned from AurroraKiye to find Selene brandishing two swords and talking of ... pants.
"n'O p'Antz?" That news certainly wasn't what the troll had come to expect in the cork, but he was not about to argue.
With a muffled, "w'Oo h'Oo!" he freed himself of the ridiculous itchy constructions and tossed them toward Selene.
"d'Owk'Ay," he grinned, "y'Ou w'Ear E'm."

Suddenly, the breeze and rain felt considerably more invigorating.
Logo took both axe and sword from AuroraKye then walked directly toward his bride.
His plan was simple: neutralize her weapons, then lift her bodily.

The troll lead with a left slash of the sword that turned smoothly into frontal jab. The axe in his right hand defended lower then higher. With each small step, the two weapons flowed from offense to defense.
Sharp clangs and bright sparks flew between groom and bride as metal struck and ground against metal.
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Callie saw Logo's gesture and heard his words, though the curly haired lunatic of a child was far from satisfied. Apparently he had not heard her mommy's rules about boys not fighting girls. Eying Selene, she decided Selene had not heard that rule either. The frown on the normally cheerful dimply smiley face was seriously confused. (Ok, ok, a frown isn't serious, though if you look at it based on what you know of Callie, it really is serious considering Callie hardly ever frowns, unless she's hurt or apparently if you break one of the rules she has known since she was a wee tot, not that she isn't still a wee tot...grrr...stop that, back to the story.)

The confused child became less confused when suddenly Selene severed Logo's tail from his body. Noooooooo!! Nod the Taillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!! How Wogo gib tail hugs wif no tailllll???? Callie began to run towards the fighting couple, swords and axes not withstanding, when she was stopped by a majorly funny tickly belly sensation. One of those majorly funnily tickly stop you in your tracks and giggle while you fall down belly sensations that was a sure sign for the dimpled darling that someone was using majik. Lots and lots of majik if her belly was any judge. The precious precocious pint sized progeny giggled with undisguised glee, rolling in a nice wet muddy puddle, which only made her tinkling laughter increase in both liveliness and joy (not that laughter is alive per se...although if you think of it, laughter does have a life of its own, considering one person's laughter can quite easily be transferred to someone else, until a whole slew of people go from being stick in the muds to jovially chuckling buddies in a matter of minutes. And I said slew, not sloth, don't get the two confused. G'gila is the only sloth at this particular wedding fight).

When the tiny toddler finally managed to catch her breath (not that it ran off, or got too lost, since she found it so quickly), she noticed that the formerly tail-less troll's tail was reattached, much to her delight. WOOO WOOOO, WOgo god BAKKKK...TAILLLLLL BAKKKKK! The tickly sensation had not terminated however, there was still majik at work, she just hadn't found the source...not until she looked towards the OMG Deli, and noticed the crack in the willow that was starting to stitch, or was it seam, or sew itself back together. Callie veered past the now pants-less...wait, pants-less??? It was a good thing Callie's mommy and daddy weren't here. There were rules about what you had to wear in public, if there weren't, Callie would have on her favorite polka dotted feeted pajamas right now, and Logo was breaking that rule just like the rule about fighting girls.

She didn't stop however, having a clear goal in mind. That tiny determined toddler went right past that couple, pants-less Logo or not, and straight over to the Deli. Well, not straight, she had to veer around the rolling rollicking rumblers, but close enough. Dewi obiekaybe? Dewi be obiekaybie, Dewi grow good, be stwong wike Wogo, Dewi fix boo boo, wite. Callie hewe, Dewi be obiekaybe. Callie hewp by being hewe wif Dewi. And that mostly human child gently stroked down the crack in the willow, watching tiny branches and vines wind around to strengthen it while the willow itself attempted to mend its own damage. Dem siwwy Wogo an Sewne did no mean to huwt Dewi. It be obiekaybie, Callie hewe.
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Post by LtFaw »

as the happy couple turned to two handed melee, Faw continued to cheer and shout advice to both sides.

He thought Selene's technique looked a lot better. But he still felt that the big guy with his reach and strength should prevail. He wondered if all that tail damage would throw off his balance though.
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Post by Selene »

Selene with her light weight, many didnt see her strenght as much as today against her husband. Tho the rain seem to be good for Logo, what he didnt realise is making selene mad did help her.

Eyes Blue-er (word?) then ever, her teeth she couldnt even if tried to hide. Against the clash of weapons, Selene stand as much she could but was no match against the weight of beloved troll. After few block and hits you could see as she each time backed up and her heels dug into ground leaving a trail.

Once again Selene played on her size and rapidity and roll between Logo's knees. However this time as she had blade in each hand she jabbed them into each leg to again spring back behind Logo.


''Over here, too slow'' as she laugh while taking her blade (flat side ) and smack Logo where the troll back loses its name...
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