A Faith, A Belief, A Way of Life
The 'Balance of the Pillow' brings together a life filled with joy, laughter, pain, annoyance and comfort in perfect harmony, the amount of balance is dependent on an individual's belief's and commitment.
The way of the pillow can bring a life of simple days or a life of disasters.
To be a member of the 'Balance of the Pillow' you 'must' make the follow promises:
1. Always have faith in the 'Balance of the Pillow'.
2. Ensure your pillow is non lumpy, punch and/or fluff your pillow to ensure removal of lumps.
3. To care for your pillow ensuring its overall happiness, by changing your pillows clothing often.
4. At times of frustration you are to use your pillow either as a punching bag, someone to hug or even hit someone else with your pillow until all frustrations are released.
5. Never neglect your pillow, its revenge is all powerful and shall punish you with a sore neck, among other ways.
To accept the 'Balance of the Pillow', one must first learn the ways of the pillow, see yourself through the pillows eyes, feel the power of the pillow, accept the pillow as the higher power and agree to honour and worship the pillow for as long as you need sleep.
The 'Balance of the Pillow' has no afterlife, has no magic or wonder, no promises of everlasting rewards just an acceptance that the humble pillow has much power over your being, whether that be in sleep, comfort, or the releasing of frustrations. Keep your pillow close to your heart and your faith, and you too shall believe in the 'Balance of the Pillow'.
We shall believe in the pillows almighty balance of life!
Have you given praise to your pillow? (Do I have your pillow? then rest assured its well taken care of
)Do you have what it takes?