KINGDOM GOSSIP - LATEST NEWS!

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KINGDOM GOSSIP - LATEST NEWS!

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Vol. 1 June 18 1662

A creature, calling himself Timmy, has fallen down a well. Rescue efforts are underway and have thus far included a screaming goat, a cloud of bats, and throwing down some little children to keep him company. All suggestions welcome. Please note, Timmy is allergic to rope.

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A camel was found in a kitchen this morning. Judy, the owner, was very confused. She owned neither the kitchen or the camel.


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A facepalming competition has begun in the foyer of the Fenian castle. You are encouraged to travel to Fenia and join. The prize is bragging rights and a overweight chicken.

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CABBAGE CRISIS

A herd of hippogriffs stampeded through Paz yesterday. The local cabbage man lost his entire inventory and cart. Prepare yourself for the great cabbage famine of 1662.
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The cabbage merchant was distraught after reading the news about his cabbages. The nightmare lives engraved in his memories.
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