Falling out of the tavern window drunk Paiten was still looking for the rum. Someone said it was in that closet and it was not a closet at all that he opened. Laying upside down in the snow Paiten saw 4 legs and 4 hooves one of them stepped on his hand. After he managed to get righted he thought he would take the horse to find rum.
Sitting backwards upon the animal with a large hump he wondered what kind of deformed horse this was. The camel wondered what kind of retarded human this was and took off at a run to rid himself of the dead weight.
As the camel ran taking Paiten through several different people's field it was apparently laundry day. He found that he was tangled in many lines of panties drying in the moonlight. If not for the lines tangled around him he would have fallen off and with those large purple silken granny panties covering the camel's as well as his head they were invariably trapped together and camel ran for miles yet collecting many different sizes and colors.
As the camel finally slowed Paiten attempted to loose himself from all the lines and he found a leg hole in those granny panties to see through. One leg opening fell over the camel's head and off he went again.
By this time Paiten realized there was a saddle bag on the beast and found some rum. He drank deeply of the rum and continued his ride and discovered those illusive yellow panties with a nice ribbon were tied to his arm. He went through one last yard before he found himself at the castle.
It seems some old lady was out hanging her laundry and was a little mifted that her favorite pair were taken. She ran after the camel with a large stick. Paiten never thought the old bat could run so fast till she swung knocking him free from the sack of the large purple panty and off that deformed horse onto the castle grounds. She recovered her poka dotted pair and said a few choice words to him and walked away.
Paiten never released his rum and drank deeply from the bottle and looked at his collection of panties upon the ground. Such sacriledge he thought... they deserved a place of honor.
Seeing the flag pole and knowing he had the most treasured of panties he ran those yellow ones up the pole. He took the last sip of the rum and saluted them as they were raised above the castle walls.
The mid night ride
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Project LVI
Re: The mid night ride
The King wakes up and stretches
"Ah... what a lovely day it shall be..."
He rolls off the bed and walks to the window and looks out to see the landscape before... his attention is drawn to his flag pole... and panties...wait, what?
"PANTIES!?! Where has my flag gone?
The King tells someone to go and bring the yellow panties down and hoist the flag back up again, and he stares out to view landscape once more to see if... what is that... he sees something in the distance that looks like a horse, but with a rather lumpy back and then there, by it's feet, appeared to be a man sleeping. The King waves someone over.
"Prepare some horses. I want to see who that is and if they have my missing flag."
As soon as the servant leaves to ready some horses, and closes the door behind him, the King gets dressed for the ride to see who that is
OOC: Not sure if you expected this to turn full swing rp Paiten, but it has
. We'll count this as a sort of alternate universe ha ha ha. Will be fun 
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"Ah... what a lovely day it shall be..."
He rolls off the bed and walks to the window and looks out to see the landscape before... his attention is drawn to his flag pole... and panties...wait, what?
"PANTIES!?! Where has my flag gone?
The King tells someone to go and bring the yellow panties down and hoist the flag back up again, and he stares out to view landscape once more to see if... what is that... he sees something in the distance that looks like a horse, but with a rather lumpy back and then there, by it's feet, appeared to be a man sleeping. The King waves someone over.
"Prepare some horses. I want to see who that is and if they have my missing flag."
As soon as the servant leaves to ready some horses, and closes the door behind him, the King gets dressed for the ride to see who that is
OOC: Not sure if you expected this to turn full swing rp Paiten, but it has
. We'll count this as a sort of alternate universe ha ha ha. Will be fun .-
Paiten
Re: The mid night ride
Awaking on the castle ground still a little hung over, Paiten shook the flask and wondered...Why is the rum always gone...
He began to look about for the nearest taven then he smelled the most awful stench. He sat up straight and looked down. That awful animal had done something ungodly on his pant leg. Now he knew why they were called soiled leggins. All he could think was they didnt start out like that.
As he considered what was to be done his head began to pound or was that the horses on the horizon heading in his direction. He reached over and found something unimportant and silky with a strange picture on it. He used it to wipe his leggins off but as he went to stand he realized he was still tied in the clothes line with a pair of pink panties on his head and his body had a tangle web of various ladies undergarments. The line was also still encumbered about that strange animal that carried him half way around the capitol city and crapped on his leggins.
As the horses arrived he looked up hoping that someone had rum or could direct him to the nearest tavern.
He began to look about for the nearest taven then he smelled the most awful stench. He sat up straight and looked down. That awful animal had done something ungodly on his pant leg. Now he knew why they were called soiled leggins. All he could think was they didnt start out like that.
As he considered what was to be done his head began to pound or was that the horses on the horizon heading in his direction. He reached over and found something unimportant and silky with a strange picture on it. He used it to wipe his leggins off but as he went to stand he realized he was still tied in the clothes line with a pair of pink panties on his head and his body had a tangle web of various ladies undergarments. The line was also still encumbered about that strange animal that carried him half way around the capitol city and crapped on his leggins.
As the horses arrived he looked up hoping that someone had rum or could direct him to the nearest tavern.
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adriens
Re: The mid night ride
while seeing the king on matters of stae adriens was walking past a door way when he heard the king screaming about his flag looking in the over the castle grounds he see,s a line of pantie,s stange over the vast grounds and a black lump in the distance haveing nothinf better to do he crabs a near buy severnt .
could u get my horse ready as i think i might head out with the king to see who this fool is
could u get my horse ready as i think i might head out with the king to see who this fool is
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Project LVI
Re: The mid night ride
The King, Adriens, as well as a few others arrive where the strange creature and man were sitting. He holds his hand up for everyone to stop
"You there, what happens to be..."
He raises an eyebrow as he looks him over once more
"Paiten is that you... and why do you have Panties strewn all over yourself? And what is that you are clutchin...g-uh.."
His jaw drops a little as he finds his missing flag, in the hand of one Paiten, covered in something he did not even want to confirm...
"Pai...Pait... PAITEN!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY -- GUARDS!!! BIND THAT MANS HANDS AND SOMEONE GET THAT FLAG BACK TO THE CASTLE!!! GUUUH!!!!"
He shakes his head in anger
"TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU!"
(Again, OOC note: This is alternate universe RP
. We all know the King wouldn't flip out like this or be cruel ha ha. Just a soon to be funny RP 
)
"You there, what happens to be..."
He raises an eyebrow as he looks him over once more
"Paiten is that you... and why do you have Panties strewn all over yourself? And what is that you are clutchin...g-uh.."
His jaw drops a little as he finds his missing flag, in the hand of one Paiten, covered in something he did not even want to confirm...
"Pai...Pait... PAITEN!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY -- GUARDS!!! BIND THAT MANS HANDS AND SOMEONE GET THAT FLAG BACK TO THE CASTLE!!! GUUUH!!!!"
He shakes his head in anger
"TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU!"
(Again, OOC note: This is alternate universe RP
. We all know the King wouldn't flip out like this or be cruel ha ha. Just a soon to be funny RP )-
Paiten
Re: The mid night ride
As the king yells, it disturbs the camel. Its head raises up, ears twitching and his feet almost never touches the ground the for miles. Still tied to the camel with the clothes lines and panties Paiten is snatched off his feet. He finds him self encased in those large purple panties almost as if sacked and taken for another ride across the kingdom. He had one hand hanging out of the leg hole waving the soiled flag. The camel goes over a rise and bounces Paiten about causing him to release the flag.
A still very drunk but out of rum Paiten, attempts to gain one last drop from the flask finding it empty he tosses it through the panty leg hole. He wasnt sure but he thought he heard someone yell...maybe he hit someone?
Suddenly he was very wet as the camel ran through a small stream. With all this dragging, if he had been sober he would be in a lot of pain. Finally the camel jumped a fallen tree and Paiten hit it ripping the purple panties releasing him from their grasp. He was tossed into the air.
As the sun set upon the horizon and the snow began to fall slowly bringing beauty to the landscape. There was a beautiful grove of pine trees that decorated the countryside. The squirrels played and hid nuts in the comfort of their home.
Off in the distance the camel ran off and disappeared into the thickness of the woods.
In the center of those sparcely snow covered trees were several angry squirrels and one large pine tree now decorated with the garland of clothes lines and the most colorful display of panties in various sizes with a drunken star upon the highest bough.
A still very drunk but out of rum Paiten, attempts to gain one last drop from the flask finding it empty he tosses it through the panty leg hole. He wasnt sure but he thought he heard someone yell...maybe he hit someone?
Suddenly he was very wet as the camel ran through a small stream. With all this dragging, if he had been sober he would be in a lot of pain. Finally the camel jumped a fallen tree and Paiten hit it ripping the purple panties releasing him from their grasp. He was tossed into the air.
As the sun set upon the horizon and the snow began to fall slowly bringing beauty to the landscape. There was a beautiful grove of pine trees that decorated the countryside. The squirrels played and hid nuts in the comfort of their home.
Off in the distance the camel ran off and disappeared into the thickness of the woods.
In the center of those sparcely snow covered trees were several angry squirrels and one large pine tree now decorated with the garland of clothes lines and the most colorful display of panties in various sizes with a drunken star upon the highest bough.