The EXCUSE Game

[balerion]

But whose to say I would share them? I couldn't find the elves, but there are some goblins out east.

Does anyone have any spare paint?

[AuroraKiye]

Handing Bal some spare parts, Arkie then realizes what he asked for.. ooops.. sorry.. no paint.

I wish for a nice day and a picnic in the park.

[Aurora Lee Taylor]

But the sky was sad and cried 'cause it wasn't invited to the picnic.

Can someone help me find the apples hammer lady hid so I can make apple juice with Will?

[balerion]

I can't because I don't know who the hammer lady is.

Can someone give me a map to the apples?

[AuroraKiye]

I would LOVE to give you my map to the apples!!!!! mm ooops... i think i used it to start a fire last winter... sorrries...

Does anyone have a basket so we can go applepicking???

[balerion]

I do but I'm tired and its far too heavy for you to lift.

Does anyone have some coffee so I wake up enough to go apple picking?

[Shion]

Sorry. Coffee be poisonous to little baby foxes, so I threw it all away.

Can someone tell the local folks to quit wandering in my forest so I can sleep a night in peace without the kits conjuring fire all over the place?

[AuroraKiye]

Arkie packs up a portabe baby playpen, and gives it to Shion for her kits.
"Sorry, can't keep folks from making their midnight runs and rendezvous'.. "

Can someone get Shion a windup clock for the kits, so they'll hear it ticking and fall asleep with it?

[Shion]

I've tried that, luv. It doesn't work. Meh, maybe I'll surround the den with a dimensional portal. People walk into the forest, they'll walk right out.
Now...Does anyone have a copy of "Quick and Easy Dimensional Rifts"? I seem to have misplaced mine.

[Aurora Lee Taylor]

I think I saw it, but I got distracted with my apple hunt!

Can someone go to the market with me so I can get some apples?