( I love how this has dissolved into Corrupt a Wish )
I'm sorry if your rooster keeps waking you up with his crowing, Arkie, but you won't let me eat any of your chickens.
Does anyone have a chicken for me to eat?
The EXCUSE Game
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WOOT! My game is taking over all the other ones!
I give you a chicken that weighs 500 pounds. You are now crushed.
I wish for an omelet.
I give you a chicken that weighs 500 pounds. You are now crushed.
I wish for an omelet.
Shaker of Castles
Order of the Pillow | Sunspear
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My giant chicken lays a giant egg on Bal. Dragon omelet anyone?
Can someone put this giant chicken to use and make a giant feather pillow?
Can someone put this giant chicken to use and make a giant feather pillow?
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I would love to help you find a use for that hen, maybe setting the giant hen loose on all the yverm in the land, but what if it develops a taste instead for dragonlings.....
Can someone help me eat some of this delicious apple pie fresh from the oven?
Can someone help me eat some of this delicious apple pie fresh from the oven?
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I would well a share of that so delicious pie but I fear that if I do there will be no pie for you at all. I'm an ogre where fresh pie are concerned.
Would someone help me to marry a perfect baker?
Would someone help me to marry a perfect baker?
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Arkie grabs her piece of the delicious pie and hands the rest to Arthur_V.
I'd love to help you marry that perfect baker, but his wife said he was well and truly taken and that she doesn't not share well. I can, however, give you a pie tin, a rolling pin and a cookbook, full of tested recipes.
Can someone please help me carry this load of yverm traps, as they're very heavy?
I'd love to help you marry that perfect baker, but his wife said he was well and truly taken and that she doesn't not share well. I can, however, give you a pie tin, a rolling pin and a cookbook, full of tested recipes.
Can someone please help me carry this load of yverm traps, as they're very heavy?
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Sorry, Arkie. I have my own traps to maintain. I'm sure someone out there has a pack mule you could borrow.
Right? Anyone have a pack mule?
Right? Anyone have a pack mule?
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I did! But Juiceman scared it and it ran away.
Maybe someone has a horsie?
Maybe someone has a horsie?
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I had a horsie but I got hungry. Is there any of that pie left?
Shaker of Castles
Order of the Pillow | Sunspear
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Am afraid e has good taste like that!!
Can anyone buy my armoury goods?
Can anyone buy my armoury goods?