The EXCUSE Game

[Nocturne]

I would, but that sounds more like a job for Rannek, and I wouldn't wanna take his joy.

Would someone please answer this? Because it's a pain to not have a good follow-up.

[Belle]

I would, but I haven't a clue what this is, exactly. How is one to answer this if one does not know?

Rannek is asleep, as he should be, but I'm hungry. Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase feed me? *sad eyes*

[Tuvoria]

I would but it would mean I would have to wash some dishes.

Can someone please get me some women from Rome to wave Palm Fronds to fan me while I recline in my hammock?

[Nocturne]

I would, but they said they were too busy picking oranges in the orchard.

Can you make me some fire whiskey? Rannek drank it all

[Nikola]

I would but I ran all out of strawberries.

Can someone bring me a good horse? I'm tired of walking everywhere.

[Nocturne]

I would, but the wolf boy ate the last one, so you're outta luck.

Would someone please post after me here? I don't like being last.

[Rannek]

I would, but that would require me making the effort to come up with an excuse, and then come up with a counter request that would then go undone due to the nature of this game. And ain't nobody got time fo dat.

Would someone please help me become fitter and healthier?

[Tuvoria]

That would mean I would have to get up and move and it is just to comfortable in this hammock.

Speaking of which can someone bring me a pitcher of ale to quench my thirst?

[Tuvoria]

I would get this going again, but then I would have to come up with an excuse to not do it.

Can someone come with an excuse for me?

[Nocturne]

I would but that would give away that I haven't been as spammy as usual.

Would you keep it going now that I've started because this is a pain with this slow pigeon (phone) XD