The EXCUSE Game

[Wolfmist]

Sorry, Graham was out when I called...

I want a gun to turn my bedroom light off cos I can't be bothered to get up and flick the switch...

[AuroraKiye]

I'd get you a gun.... but ... you don't have a permit..

Does anyone have a bedlamp for Wolfie?

[Aurora Lee Taylor]

I do, but the lightbulb is burnt out.

Anyone have a new lightbulb for my lamp?

[AuroraKiye]

I've got a light bulb, brand new bulb in fact, but it doesn't fit the light socket.

How about if we used an oil lamp?

[LtFaw]

I've got one, but I can't let you use it because when Wolfie shoots it, it will splode burning up the town.

Maybe he needs a magic lamp that he can wish on and off

[Sandra]

I tried to get you the sun as it turns itself on and off but I got burned trying so you are out of luck.

I need a magic plow to plow my fields.

[Shion]

Unfortunately, your magic plow requires a magic ox to pull it. The Department of Magical Creatures is out of stock at the moment. Please try again in four hundred years.

I wish I was a Jedi.

[Sandra]

Unfortunately the Jedi training classes are all full for the next 100 years.

I want a nice soft bed for my hovel.

[Shion]

Your bed is now full of soft, but rambunctious puppies.

I wish for something new to read.

[AuroraKiye]

You receive a new novel, which is gripping, interesting, intriguing, wellwritten, truly marvelous.

Only to find that the last 21 pages are missing, you've no idea who dunnit or why, and if the ending is a plausible and satisfying ending.

I wish I could have about three more hours of sleep.