The EXCUSE Game

[Shion]

( I love how this has dissolved into Corrupt a Wish )

I'm sorry if your rooster keeps waking you up with his crowing, Arkie, but you won't let me eat any of your chickens.

Does anyone have a chicken for me to eat?

[balerion]

WOOT! My game is taking over all the other ones!

I give you a chicken that weighs 500 pounds. You are now crushed.

I wish for an omelet.

[Shion]

My giant chicken lays a giant egg on Bal. Dragon omelet anyone?

Can someone put this giant chicken to use and make a giant feather pillow?

[AuroraKiye]

I would love to help you find a use for that hen, maybe setting the giant hen loose on all the yverm in the land, but what if it develops a taste instead for dragonlings.....

Can someone help me eat some of this delicious apple pie fresh from the oven?

[Arthur_V]

I would well a share of that so delicious pie but I fear that if I do there will be no pie for you at all. I'm an ogre where fresh pie are concerned.

Would someone help me to marry a perfect baker?

[AuroraKiye]

Arkie grabs her piece of the delicious pie and hands the rest to Arthur_V.

I'd love to help you marry that perfect baker, but his wife said he was well and truly taken and that she doesn't not share well. I can, however, give you a pie tin, a rolling pin and a cookbook, full of tested recipes.

Can someone please help me carry this load of yverm traps, as they're very heavy?

[Shion]

Sorry, Arkie. I have my own traps to maintain. I'm sure someone out there has a pack mule you could borrow.

Right? Anyone have a pack mule?

[Aurora Lee Taylor]

I did! But Juiceman scared it and it ran away.

Maybe someone has a horsie?

[balerion]

I had a horsie but I got hungry. Is there any of that pie left?

[Hawksmoor]

Am afraid e has good taste like that!!

Can anyone buy my armoury goods?