Here's how this game works. You yell out something that you want or need to have done and someone responds by giving you an excuse as to why they can't do it at that moment.
Example conversation:
Person 1: Fix me a sandwich.
person 2: I can't. I'm glued to the floor. Can you help me?
Person 1: Uumm . . I'm allergic to glue. I'm SO hungry. Well, can you take the dog for a walk for me?
Person 3: I can't. I can't touch dogs. Can you hand me my gloves?
Person 1: I can't. I was so hungry I ate my hands.
. . and so on.
And so my great first request: Can someone please bring me a box of chocolates?
The EXCUSE Game
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Re: The EXCUSE Game
Well I tried, but I like chocolate so much I ate everything myself before I could hand it to you.
Can someone fold my laundry for me and place it in the closet?
Can someone fold my laundry for me and place it in the closet?
"It's alright, you wouldn't be the same if you were nice."
Re: The EXCUSE Game
I can't open your front door.
Can I get a big, strong man to help me?
(This is an IC game by the way everyone, so try to keep it in character.)
Can I get a big, strong man to help me?
(This is an IC game by the way everyone, so try to keep it in character.)
Re: The EXCUSE Game
I would, but I've got a strained muscle in my back and it hurts even to breathe.
Could I get some pretty girl to give me a nice massage?
Could I get some pretty girl to give me a nice massage?
Re: The EXCUSE Game
I would but I strained my hands while getting the oil.
Can someone find me a doctor?
Can someone find me a doctor?
Re: The EXCUSE Game
I would, but I'm new to town and I wouldn't know where to find one.
Can somebody get me a map of the town?
Can somebody get me a map of the town?
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I could, but I used it to start a fire in the hearth.
Can someone warm some water for me on the fire?
Can someone warm some water for me on the fire?
"It's alright, you wouldn't be the same if you were nice."
Re: The EXCUSE Game
I would but the fire stopped working...
Would someone get me a coffee???
Would someone get me a coffee???
Re: The EXCUSE Game
i would but the coffee shop odesnt liek me
could someone pass me a bacon and beef burger?
could someone pass me a bacon and beef burger?
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I would but there are no pigs being butchered nor cows.
could someone point the way to the temple?
could someone point the way to the temple?