The EXCUSE Game

[Sandra]

I'd love to buy your armor but I have to get a report to the Dragon mayor with no dead people in it...

I wish I had a report option with no dead people in it.

[Shion]

I wish I could help you with that, but I'm busy eating the souls of those dead people.

Anyone want to join me for dessert?

[Aishe]

Oh, I wish I could, but as you know, I drink blood, not devour souls!

Is there someone else who could enjoy some yummy souls with Shion?

[Hawksmoor]

I wish I could, but I don't have the necessary skill to blend the souls into my weapons and jewelry that I make.

Can you give me full 100% Gem Crafting ability, pretty pretty please??

[urgone]

I wish I could, but I don't have the necessary skill to blend the souls into my weapons and jewelry that I make.

Can you give me full 100% Gem Crafting ability, pretty pretty please??

Sorry, I kept giving you points in Cem Grafting.

Can somebody get rid of this stupid flu?

[Sandra]

I can get rid of your stupid flu but you have to request it.
Can I have a flying pig to keep me company?

[Aishe]

I had one for you, but he flew away. And alas, I couldn't chase him. Fast thing he is.

Does someone have a net to catch Sandra's flying pig?

[Hawksmoor]

I wish I could help, but nets made entirely from metal (in my forge) doesn't tend to work very well.

Can someone get me loads of wood bushels pls?

[Thoughtless]

I wish I could, but Cork has all the good wood.

Can someone get me some strawberries?

[Nocturne]

I would, but my fiancee would kill me for giving away strawberries, so no.

Could someone pass some more milk?