KINGDOM GOSSIP - LATEST NEWS!
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:24 pm
| Vol. 1 June 18 1662 A creature, calling himself Timmy, has fallen down a well. Rescue efforts are underway and have thus far included a screaming goat, a cloud of bats, and throwing down some little children to keep him company. All suggestions welcome. Please note, Timmy is allergic to rope. *---------------------------------------------------------* A camel was found in a kitchen this morning. Judy, the owner, was very confused. She owned neither the kitchen or the camel. *---------------------------------------------------------* A facepalming competition has begun in the foyer of the Fenian castle. You are encouraged to travel to Fenia and join. The prize is bragging rights and a overweight chicken. *--------------------------------------------------------* CABBAGE CRISIS A herd of hippogriffs stampeded through Paz yesterday. The local cabbage man lost his entire inventory and cart. Prepare yourself for the great cabbage famine of 1662. | ||
