Re: Widu Temple
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:37 am
I sit in a pew and listen. Katie approaches the pulpit and says:
The titles of this Sermon: "Finders Keepers~ NOT!" "Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!"
Once Upon A Time...
There were two little friends who often played on the cobblestone streets of Widu. They both were enjoying one another's company one day until they spotted this very cute stray puppy. One scooped up the puppy while the other gave it a morsel of bread. Of course the puppy instantly liked both creatures and they liked it. However, both wanted to take the puppy home. They commenced arguing over who would take the puppy home.
"Finders, keepers" one yelled loudly! The other argued that he saw it first! The other one admitted he fed it first. Neither were budging as to who deserved the pup the most.
Finally, one creature (Johnny Jo) said to the other... "Billy Bob, I know how we can decide 'who' gets to keep the puppy! Who ever can tell the biggest lie gets to take the puppy home! How does that sound to you?"
Billy Bob liked the idea so they sat down and began thinking and thinking of the BIGGEST lie to tell....
Now a church Overseer was seated outside the Cathedral and overheard and witnessed the bickering and feuding coming from down the road. He strolled over to the boys and the puppy~ "Good day, Boys" he hailed as he approached them. "What's happening on this fine day with you two fussing?"
Both boys responded at the same time explaining to the Overseer their dilemma. "We are each trying to think up the biggest lie ever told and who ever can think up the biggest lie, gets to keep this puppy" blurted Billy Bob as Johnny Joe nodded.
The Overseer began lecturing them~ "Sons, I do NOT tell lies, I repeat, I do NOT tell lies and therefore you shouldn't either" he scolded!
Both boys looked at each other sadly and then placed the puppy in the Overseers arms."You have just told the biggest lie. You get to take the puppy home" they both sadly stated in unison.
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The moral of the story is yours to figure out....
Come to the alter and pray to the Mages and the Spirits, Good and Evil, for your ways... "May your tongue waggle in full alignment with your path to be purified, rectified, satisfied, and or controlled!
*All the Deacons stated in accord*... "AMEN!"
I smile having listened to Purification (Alignment Change: 997 to 990)
The titles of this Sermon: "Finders Keepers~ NOT!" "Liar, Liar! Pants on Fire!"
Once Upon A Time...
There were two little friends who often played on the cobblestone streets of Widu. They both were enjoying one another's company one day until they spotted this very cute stray puppy. One scooped up the puppy while the other gave it a morsel of bread. Of course the puppy instantly liked both creatures and they liked it. However, both wanted to take the puppy home. They commenced arguing over who would take the puppy home.
"Finders, keepers" one yelled loudly! The other argued that he saw it first! The other one admitted he fed it first. Neither were budging as to who deserved the pup the most.
Finally, one creature (Johnny Jo) said to the other... "Billy Bob, I know how we can decide 'who' gets to keep the puppy! Who ever can tell the biggest lie gets to take the puppy home! How does that sound to you?"
Billy Bob liked the idea so they sat down and began thinking and thinking of the BIGGEST lie to tell....
Now a church Overseer was seated outside the Cathedral and overheard and witnessed the bickering and feuding coming from down the road. He strolled over to the boys and the puppy~ "Good day, Boys" he hailed as he approached them. "What's happening on this fine day with you two fussing?"
Both boys responded at the same time explaining to the Overseer their dilemma. "We are each trying to think up the biggest lie ever told and who ever can think up the biggest lie, gets to keep this puppy" blurted Billy Bob as Johnny Joe nodded.
The Overseer began lecturing them~ "Sons, I do NOT tell lies, I repeat, I do NOT tell lies and therefore you shouldn't either" he scolded!
Both boys looked at each other sadly and then placed the puppy in the Overseers arms."You have just told the biggest lie. You get to take the puppy home" they both sadly stated in unison.
***********
The moral of the story is yours to figure out....
Come to the alter and pray to the Mages and the Spirits, Good and Evil, for your ways... "May your tongue waggle in full alignment with your path to be purified, rectified, satisfied, and or controlled!
*All the Deacons stated in accord*... "AMEN!"
I smile having listened to Purification (Alignment Change: 997 to 990)